# The Complete Practical Guide to Memes in Markdown Blog Posts

*A comprehensive toolbox for creating textual and image memes in Markdown-based blogs (MkDocs, Jekyll, Hugo, Astro, etc.)*

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## 📖 Table of Contents

1. [Why Markdown for Memes?](#why-markdown-for-memes)
2. [Core Markdown Techniques](#core-markdown-techniques)
3. [Layout Patterns for Text Memes](#layout-patterns-for-text-memes)
4. [Textual Meme Formats](#textual-meme-formats)
5. [Image Memes via Pure URL](#image-memes-via-pure-url)
6. [Mixing Text + Image Memes](#mixing-text--image-memes)
7. [Advanced Features](#advanced-features)
8. [Production Tips](#production-tips)
9. [Complete Blog Example](#complete-blog-example)

---

## 🎯 Why Markdown for Memes?

Markdown is deceptively powerful for meme creation:

- **Preserves formatting** - Code blocks maintain spacing, ASCII art, and alignment
- **Readable source** - Plain text is portable and version-controllable
- **Native structure** - Blockquotes, emphasis, and spacing create rhythm naturally
- **No uploads needed** - Text memes live in your content, image memes via URL
- **Accessible** - Screen readers handle text better than image-text
- **Fast** - No external dependencies for textual memes

With a few tricks—code fences, blockquotes, emphasis, spacing—you can reproduce nearly any textual meme format inside a blog post.

---

## 🧱 Core Markdown Techniques

Master these building blocks first:

### ✅ Code Fences

Use triple backticks to preserve whitespace, arrows, emoji alignment, ASCII art, and raw text.

````markdown
```text
>be me
>perfect spacing preserved
>mfw markdown just works
```
````

**Use for:** Greentext, ASCII art, chat logs, anything needing exact spacing.

### ✅ Blockquotes

Use `>` for layered dialogue (Tumblr chains, ironic replies, greentext variants).

```markdown
> Person A: this is fine
>> Person B: no it's not
>>> Person C: *concern intensifies*
```

**Use for:** Tumblr chains, Twitter-style replies, nested irony.

### ✅ Hard Line Breaks

Two spaces at end of line or `<br>` for poetic timing.

```markdown
roses are red
markdown is neat
two trailing spaces
make formatting sweet
```

**Use for:** Poetry, dramatic pauses, controlled pacing.

### ✅ Horizontal Rules

Use `---` to reset comedic pacing or transition between bits.

```markdown
this joke is good

---

this joke is completely unrelated
```

**Use for:** Section breaks, punchline separation, tempo control.

### ✅ Emphasis

Use `*italics*` and `**bold**` to simulate tone, stage directions, or emotional beats.

```markdown
**me:** i'm fine
*narrator:* he was not fine
```

**Use for:** Stage directions, emphasis, emotional subtext.

---

## 🎨 Layout Patterns for Text Memes

### ✅ Choose a Meme Container

Each meme should have a clear "block" form for readability:

- **Code block** - Greentext, ASCII art, chat logs
- **Blockquote** - Tumblr chains, Twitter style
- **Heading + narrative** - Reddit AITA/TIFU, fake documentation
- **List** - Corporate satire, fake legal notices
- **Plain paragraph** - Emojicore, slang mutations

### ✅ Aim for Three Layers

Good textual memes read as:

1. **Setup** - Establish context
2. **Pattern / Rhythm** - Build expectation
3. **Punchline or twist** - Subvert or amplify

### ✅ Use Spacing as a Comedic Tool

Memes breathe through white space. Don't be afraid to isolate lines.

```markdown
this is fine

this is also fine

*nothing is fine*
```

---

## 📝 Textual Meme Formats

### 💚 1. Greentext

**Requirements:** Code fence with literal `>` characters

**How to do it:**

````markdown
```text
>be me
>writing markdown memes
>turn blog into 4chan but cleaner
>mfw it actually works
```
````

**Renders as:**

```text
>be me
>writing markdown memes
>turn blog into 4chan but cleaner
>mfw it actually works
```

**Tips:**

- Keep sentence fragments
- Use anticlimax for humor
- Monospace evokes "anon culture" immediately
- Works great for technical narratives

---

### 📦 2. Copypasta (Dramatic Walls of Text)

**Requirements:** Code fence for preservation

**How to do it:**

````markdown
```text
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Markdown, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals of Documentation,
and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on WordPress blogs...
```
````

**Tips:**

- Let it be long - that's the point
- Overblown emotion is essential
- Preserve original formatting for authenticity
- Consider using collapsible sections for very long copypastas

---

### ✍️ 3. Shitpost Poetry & Micro-poems

**Requirements:** Hard line breaks (two spaces or `<br>`)

**How to do it:**

```markdown
roses are red
markdown is sly
press two spaces
to force a new line

violets are blue
syntax highlighting is lit
code fences preserve
every last bit
```

**Tips:**

- Lean into minimalism
- Add `<br>` if a theme strips trailing whitespace
- Break expectations with sudden philosophical turns
- Lowercase adds casual authenticity

---

### 🅰️ 4. ASCII Art & ASCII Storytelling

**Requirements:** Monospaced code fence

**How to do it:**

````markdown
```text
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

    ___
   /   \
  | o o |  <- me reading documentation
   \___/
    |||
```
````

**Tips:**

- Use `text` or no language to avoid syntax coloring
- Test in multiple fonts
- Center using HTML `<div align="center">` if needed
- Keep it simple for broad compatibility

---

### 🌀 5. Surreal / Absurdist Text Memes

**Requirements:** Markdown + strategic spacing

**How to do it:**

```markdown
you awaken in the hallway of beans

the moon whispers: *not again*

---

**OPTION 1:** accept the beans
**OPTION 2:** become the beans

you choose Option 3

*there was no Option 3*
```

**Tips:**

- Use italics for dream-logic emphasis
- Insert `---` to create uncanny jumps
- Be playful with lowercase/capitalization
- Treat whitespace as tension

---

### 🗨️ 6. Tumblrisms (Multi-Speaker Chains)

**Requirements:** Nested blockquotes

**How to do it:**

```markdown
> **Person A:** frogs are neat
>> **Person B:** frogs are powerful
>>> **Person C:** I aspire to frog
>>>> **Person D:** this post is making me lose my mind
>>>>> **Person A:** good
```

**Tips:**

- Increase `>` depth to show escalation
- Add italics for emotional chaos
- Bold names for clarity
- Peak at 5 levels deep for readability

---

### 🐦 7. Twitter / X-style Micro-memes

**Requirements:** Blockquote or plain markdown

**How to do it:**

```markdown
> me: i'm productive
> also me: alphabetizes rocks by emotional energy

---

**me at 3am:** what if bread could read

**bread:** *softly* "help"
```

**Tips:**

- Keep it tight (2–4 lines)
- Use italics for "stage directions"
- Short exaggeration = comedy
- Em dash works great: "me: — also me:"

---

### 🧾 8. Reddit AITA / TIFU / Narrative Memes

**Requirements:** Markdown headings + paragraphs

**How to do it:**

```markdown
### TIFU by enabling Markdown features too much

**Context:** I work in documentation.

**What Happened:** Today I formatted a shopping list with H3 headings,
bullet points, and citation links. My family staged an intervention.

**Update:** They've hidden the Markdown guide. I'm formatting this from memory.

**AITA?**
```

**Tips:**

- Use headings for "post titles"
- Sincere tone + mild absurdity = gold
- Include typical Reddit formatting (bold labels)
- The more mundane the subject, the funnier

---

### 🗿 9. Wojak-style Dialogues (Text-Only)

**Requirements:** Bold names + minimal dialogue

**How to do it:**

```markdown
**Doomer:** nothing matters
**Zoomer:** drink water bro
**Wojak:** *internal screaming*
**Chad:** have you tried not caring
**Doomer:** ...wait that's actually helpful
**Chad:** i know
```

**Tips:**

- Keep dialogue short
- Rely on archetypes for instant recognition
- Tone = half-honest, half-ironic
- Works great in code blocks too

---

### 💬 10. Discord / Chat Log Memes

**Requirements:** Code fence with timestamp format

**How to do it:**

````markdown
```text
[12:41] user123: you up?
[12:42] system: error: feelings.exe not found
[12:42] user123: same
[12:43] bot: did you try turning your emotions off and on again?
[12:44] user123: yes
[12:44] system: critical error: emotions.dll missing since 2019
```
````

**Tips:**

- Timestamps add realism
- Use usernames to amplify the joke
- System messages = comedic gold
- Maintain deadpan delivery

---

### 😀 11. Emojicore Memes

**Requirements:** Just good spacing

**How to do it:**

```markdown
🚶💨 leaving my responsibilities

😔👉👈 wondering if coffee counts as a personality

🎯 hitting the target (the target is rock bottom)

✨ manifesting ✨ (chaos)
```

**Tips:**

- Use emojis as syntax, not decoration
- Vertical stacking works great
- Pair emoji with understated text
- Less is more

---

### 📚 12. Fake Wiki / Manual Pages

**Requirements:** Markdown headings + bold labels

**How to do it:**

```markdown
## Bread.exe

**Category:** Deprecated Carbohydrate
**Status:** Unstable
**Introduced:** ~8000 BCE
**Last Update:** Never

### Known Issues

- Becomes stale without manual intervention
- Incompatible with lactose-intolerant systems
- Memory leak when toasted incorrectly

### Workarounds

See: `butter.dll` documentation
```

**Tips:**

- Keep the tone pseudo-academic
- Use definition-style formatting
- Technical jargon for mundane objects = peak comedy
- Cross-reference other fake docs

---

### 🐕 13. Slang-Mutation Text Memes

**Requirements:** Markdown paragraphs with stylized orthography

**How to do it:**

```markdown
how 2 markdown:

1. make text smol
2. add sparklez ✨
3. u done it

**congrations** u did a format

no take backsies
```

**Tips:**

- Lean into childlike spelling
- Use emoji to exaggerate tone
- Mix formal structure (lists) with informal language
- "Congrations" beats "congratulations" every time

---

### 👶 14. ELI5 But Wrong

**Requirements:** Heading + confident incorrect explanation

**How to do it:**

```markdown
### ELI5: Why do volcanoes erupt?

Volcanoes are mountains that get too excited and sneeze the earth.
The rocks fly out because they want to be birds but forgot how.
This is called "geology."

**Follow-up:** Why is lava hot?

Because it's embarrassed about the whole situation.
```

**Tips:**

- Confidence + incorrectness = humor
- Keep explanation "plausible" sounding
- Use actual ELI5 structure for authenticity
- Works great for tech concepts too

---

### 📄 15. Corporate / Legalese Satire

**Requirements:** Lists + bold labels

**How to do it:**

```markdown
## Notice of Emotional Noncompliance

**Issued to:** You
**Date:** Whenever
**Reason:** Your vibe is irregular

### Required Actions

- [ ] Submit Form 42-B "Vibe Correction Protocol" within 5 business days
- [ ] Attend mandatory "Feeling Feelings Appropriately" training
- [ ] Provide written documentation of three (3) genuine smiles

**Failure to comply will result in:**

1. Passive-aggressive Slack messages
2. A pizza party (no pizza will be provided)
3. Being asked to "circle back" indefinitely

---

*This notice has been automatically generated by the Department of Vibes.*
```

**Tips:**

- Official tone for trivial things
- Short, concise bullet points increase contrast
- Use checkboxes for "action items"
- Footer disclaimers are pure gold

---

## 🖼️ Image Memes via Pure URL

Sometimes you want a visual punchline next to your textual meme. With **memegen.link**, you can generate classic image memes just by crafting a URL—no uploads, no editors. Then embed it in your Markdown with standard image syntax.

### 🚀 Quick Start

```markdown
![Drake meme about Markdown](https://api.memegen.link/images/drake/using_word_art/using_markdown.png)
```

That's it—your post renders the Drake format with top "using word art" and bottom "using markdown".

---

### 🔧 URL Anatomy

```
https://api.memegen.link/images/{template}/{top_text}/{bottom_text}.{ext}?{options}
```

**Components:**

- `template`: meme name (e.g., `drake`, `two-buttons`, `distracted-boyfriend`)
- `top_text` / `bottom_text`: your captions
- `ext`: `png` (default), `jpg`, or `webp` (good for lighter pages)
- `options`: query params (e.g., `font`, `width`, `watermark`)

**Example:**

```markdown
![Top/Bottom meme](https://api.memegen.link/images/two-buttons/write_tests/document_everything.png)
```

---

### 📝 Text Encoding Cheatsheet

Memegen uses compact encoding so URLs stay readable:

| Character | Encoding | Example |
|-----------|----------|---------|
| Space | `_` | `hello world` → `hello_world` |
| Hyphen | `--` | `foo-bar` → `foo--bar` |
| Underscore | `__` | `foo_bar` → `foo__bar` |
| Question mark | `~q` | `why?` → `why~q` |
| Percent | `~p` | `50%` → `50~p` |
| Hash | `~h` | `#tag` → `~htag` |
| Slash (literal) | `~s` | `foo/bar` → `foo~sbar` |
| Quotes | `''` | `he said "hi"` → `he_said_''hi''` |

**Line breaks:** Use `%0A` (URL-encoded newline) inside a caption.

**Example:**
```
top_line%0Asecond_line
```

---

### ⚙️ Common Options (Query String)

Append with `?` after the file extension:

```markdown
?font=impact               # Default is already impact; try notosans
?width=600&height=600      # Size control; height optional
?watermark=none            # Remove tiny watermark
?background=URL            # Custom template; URL-encode it
```

**Example:**

```markdown
![Clean meme](https://api.memegen.link/images/drake/write_specs/rely_on_vibes.webp?width=640&watermark=none)
```

---

### 🎭 Popular Templates

Quick reference for common meme formats:

| Template | Use Case |
|----------|----------|
| `drake` | Rejecting one thing, approving another |
| `two-buttons` | Difficult choice between two options |
| `distracted-boyfriend` | Being distracted by something new |
| `gru-plan` | Plan that goes wrong at the end |
| `change-my-mind` | Stating an opinion confidently |
| `mocking-spongebob` | Mocking someone's statement |
| `is-this-a-pigeon` | Misidentifying something obvious |
| `surprised-pikachu` | Shocked by predictable outcome |
| `success-kid` | Celebrating small victories |
| `uno-draw-25` | Refusing to do something even if costly |
| `custom` | Use with `?background=` for any image |

---

### 🎯 Blank Sides & One-Sided Captions

Leave a side blank with `_` (single underscore).

**Top only:**

```markdown
![Top-only](https://api.memegen.link/images/change-my-mind/markdown_is_a_meme_engine/_.png)
```

**Bottom only:**

```markdown
![Bottom-only](https://api.memegen.link/images/success-kid/_/finally_fixed_the_build.png)
```

---

### 📏 Multiline Captions

Use `%0A` for line breaks inside a side:

```markdown
![Multiline](https://api.memegen.link/images/gru-plan/plan_the_feature%0Adeliver_the_feature/forget_the_docs%0Awrite_them_later.png)
```

---

### 🎨 Custom Backgrounds (Brand or Screenshot)

Use the `custom` template + `background` parameter. The background must be publicly reachable.

```markdown
![Custom background meme](https://api.memegen.link/images/custom/top_text/bottom_text.png?background=https%3A%2F%2Fexample.com%2Fimage.png&watermark=none)
```

**Tip:** Pair a screenshot of your app/graph as background to comment on it memetically in the post.

---

### ♿ Accessibility & SEO

**Always provide descriptive alt text:**

```markdown
![Drake rejecting "manual edits", approving "Markdown memegen URLs"](https://api.memegen.link/images/drake/manual_edits/markdown_memegen_urls.png?watermark=none)
```

Screen readers will read your alt text, making the joke accessible to everyone.

---

### 📦 Quick Copy-Paste Recipes

**Drake (top/bottom):**
```markdown
![Drake](https://api.memegen.link/images/drake/write_docs/write_memes.png?watermark=none)
```

**Two Buttons (multiline with %0A):**
```markdown
![Two buttons](https://api.memegen.link/images/two-buttons/fix_the_build%0A_now_/add_more_features%0A_today_.png)
```

**Change My Mind (top only):**
```markdown
![Change my mind](https://api.memegen.link/images/change-my-mind/markdown_is_a_design_tool/_.png)
```

**Surprised Pikachu (bottom only):**
```markdown
![Pikachu](https://api.memegen.link/images/surprised-pikachu/_/forgot_to_escape_slash~sagain.png)
```

**Custom background (brand screenshot):**
```markdown
![Custom](https://api.memegen.link/images/custom/ship_it/friday_release.webp?background=https%3A%2F%2Fyour.cdn%2Fapp_screenshot.png&width=720&watermark=none)
```

---

## 🎭 Mixing Text + Image Memes

Blend text-only formats and image memes to pace a post effectively.

### ✅ Rhythm Pattern

**1. Start with text** to set up context:

````markdown
### The Day I Realized Markdown Is Too Powerful

```text
>be me
>ship blog revamp
>marketing wants "fun"
>accidentally create meme culture
```
````

**2. Follow with a visual** to amplify the punchline:

```markdown
![Two buttons](https://api.memegen.link/images/two-buttons/make_it_fun/make_it_accessible.png)
```

**3. Close with another text format** for resolution:

```markdown
**Status:** fun achieved
**Risk:** puns leaked to production
**Next Steps:** embrace chaos
```

### ✅ Strategic Placement

**Good patterns:**

- Greentext → Image → Corporate satire
- Tumblr chain → ASCII art → Image
- Chat log → Image → Shitpost poetry

**Avoid:**

- 5 images in a row (visual fatigue)
- 3 long copypastas back-to-back (reader exhaustion)
- Image without context (confusing)

### ✅ Complementary Pairs

Match text and image memes thematically:

| Text Format | Image Format | Why It Works |
|-------------|--------------|--------------|
| Greentext | Drake | Both are format-specific classics |
| Corporate satire | Two buttons | Amplifies "decision paralysis" theme |
| Chat log | Surprised Pikachu | Both capture reactions |
| Reddit AITA | Distracted boyfriend | Narrative + visual work together |
| Wojak dialogue | Custom background | Text provides context for visual |

---

## 🔥 Advanced Features

### 🎨 Custom CSS for Greentext (MkDocs / Hugo)

Add custom styling for greentext blocks:

```css
.greentext {
  color: #789922;
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
  background-color: #f0f0f0;
  padding: 1rem;
  border-left: 4px solid #789922;
}
```

Then wrap greentext in HTML:

```html
<div class="greentext">

>be you
>styling markdown like a pro
>mfw it actually looks good

</div>
```

---

### 📢 Admonitions (MkDocs Material, Docusaurus)

Use admonition blocks for "official" memes or mock disclaimers:

```markdown
!!! warning "System Alert"
    Your snacks have been revoked pending performance review.

!!! danger "Critical Error"
    `feelings.exe` has stopped responding.
    Would you like to send an error report? [Yes] [Yes]
```

---

### 🗂️ Collapsible Sections

Great for long copypastas and Tumblr chains:

```markdown
<details>
<summary>Click to expand the legendary copypasta</summary>

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Markdown...
(rest of copypasta)

</details>
```

---

### 🎯 Tabs (Docusaurus, MkDocs)

Show multiple meme variations side-by-side:

```markdown
=== "Greentext"

    ```text
    >be me
    >tabs are cool
    ```

=== "Corporate"

    **Notice:** Tabs have been deemed acceptable for meme deployment.

=== "Image"

    ![Drake](https://api.memegen.link/images/drake/regular_text/tabs.png)
```

---

## 🚀 Production Tips

### ⚡ Performance

**For text memes:**
- Already optimal (it's just text!)
- No external dependencies
- Fast rendering

**For image memes:**
- Prefer `webp` format for 30-50% smaller files
- Set consistent `?width=640` for predictable layout
- Consider lazy loading: `loading="lazy"` on `<img>` tags
- Cache memegen.link URLs (they're stable)

### ♿ Accessibility

**Text memes:**
- Already screen-reader friendly
- Use semantic HTML where appropriate
- Avoid ASCII art for critical information

**Image memes:**
- Always provide descriptive alt text
- Describe the joke, not just "meme image"
- Good: `![Drake rejecting documentation, approving memes]`
- Bad: `![funny meme]`

### 🔍 SEO

**Text memes:**
- Search engines index text content
- Use semantic HTML for structure
- Don't hide important information in ASCII art

**Image memes:**
- Alt text provides indexable content
- Descriptive filenames help (though memegen URLs are generated)
- Consider adding captions below images for context

---

## 📚 Complete Blog Example

Here's a full blog post example mixing multiple meme formats:

```markdown
---
title: "The Deployment Chronicles"
date: 2025-01-11
tags: [devops, humor, deployments]
---

# The Deployment Chronicles

## Pre-Deployment Anxiety

```text
>be me
>friday afternoon
>manager: "quick deploy?"
>mfw "quick" and "deploy" in same sentence
```

**Narrator:** *It was not quick.*

---

## The Planning Phase

### Decision Matrix

![Two Buttons](https://api.memegen.link/images/two-buttons/test_thoroughly/deploy_on_friday.png?watermark=none)

**Status:** We chose poorly.

---

## During Deployment

```text
[15:42] devops_bot: deployment started
[15:43] engineer1: looks good
[15:44] engineer2: why is prod slow
[15:45] system: ERROR: connection timeout
[15:46] engineer1: this is fine
[15:47] system: CRITICAL: database locked
[15:48] engineer1: THIS IS NOT FINE
```

![This is Fine](https://api.memegen.link/images/fine/production_is_down/this_is_fine.png)

---

## Post-Mortem

### Incident Report #2847

**Issued to:** Engineering Team
**Date:** 2025-01-11 18:30 UTC
**Reason:** Premature optimization of deployment strategy

#### Required Actions

- [ ] Never deploy on Friday again
- [ ] Actually read the deployment checklist
- [ ] Stop trusting "it works on my machine"

**Consequences:**

1. Mandatory attendance at "Why Friday Deploys Are Bad" training
2. Team pizza party (cancelled due to incident)
3. Existential dread

---

*This incident report has been automatically generated by the Department of Preventable Disasters.*

---

## Lessons Learned

**me:** let's deploy carefully next time
*also me next Friday:* what could go wrong

---

## Success Metrics

After fixing everything:

![Success Kid](https://api.memegen.link/images/success/deployed_successfully/only_took_4_hours.png?watermark=none)

🎯 hitting targets (the target was "don't break prod permanently")
✨ manifesting ✨ (working deployments)
😅 lessons learned (until next time)

---

## ELI5: What is a deployment?

A deployment is when you tell the computer to use your new code.
Sometimes the computer listens.
Sometimes the computer decides chaos is more fun.
This is called "DevOps."

**Follow-up:** Why do deployments fail?

Because the computer has feelings and Friday afternoon hurts those feelings.

---

## Conclusion

roses are red
deploys cause pain
test in production
again and again

---

*Want more deployment horror stories? Subscribe to our RSS feed of suffering.*
```

---

## 🎓 Summary

This guide covered:

1. **Why Markdown** - Preserves formatting, accessible, version-controllable
2. **Core techniques** - Code fences, blockquotes, spacing, emphasis
3. **15 textual formats** - From greentext to corporate satire
4. **Image memes** - Using memegen.link URLs
5. **Mixing formats** - Strategic pacing and rhythm
6. **Advanced features** - CSS, admonitions, tabs
7. **Production tips** - Performance, accessibility, SEO
8. **Complete example** - Real-world blog post

**Key takeaways:**

- Text memes are fast, accessible, and version-controllable
- Image memes via URL require no uploads or storage
- Mix formats strategically for comedic pacing
- Always provide alt text for accessibility
- Use spacing and whitespace as a comedic tool
- Keep text concise for maximum impact

**Resources:**

- Memegen API: https://api.memegen.link/docs/
- Templates: https://api.memegen.link/templates/
- MkDocs Material: https://squidfunk.github.io/mkdocs-material/

---

*This guide is a living document. Contributions welcome.*
