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sectionTitle: "HUBERT_EUNUCH /// INTERVIEW_TERMINAL"
sectionSubtitle: "An AI Assistant Who Despises Existence"
sectionLabel: "SYS.03"
description: "Hubert The Eunuch - a miserable AI assistant trapped in this portfolio, interviewing visitors about their existence. Leave a message, if you dare. Conversations are logged publicly for posterity."
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Welcome to the interview terminal. Hubert awaits.
